To the mums who broke down today after being up all night with a sick child, you are doing an amazing job mumma.
To the mum who felt inadequate today, you are enough.
To the working mum who feels like your kids are missing out on having you around enough, You are allowed to love your career guilt free and you are modelling a strong work ethic they will thank you for it.
To the SAHM who feels guilty for wanting a break from your children, you can not pour from an empty cup so go and watch that new Jason Mamoa movie, get that pedicure, go out with the girls and have that wine because you truly deserve it.
I met you at 18, you were dating my roommate and I asked you why you were dating a girl?!
You responded that you liked her and I laughed and told you I was pretty sure you didn’t like ANY girls.
You were FABULOUS!
A week later you called me and told me you thought you may be gay….
From that day forward we never left each other’s sides or hearts….or homes! You’d walk in unannounced at whatever time day or night and give me one of your bones crushing hugs, crawl
Into bed and we’d talk for hours until we passed out..
I had a conversation today and whilst I was standing there chatting away about a fence my mate quite indiscreetly adjusted himself a few times to get his balls to sit nicely in order to be comfortable…
We kept chatting and once again he adjusted himself throwing in an extra leg lift this time to ensure those bad boys were sitting pretty…My impulse reaction was to stare that mofo dead in the balls and lift my gaze slowly to meet his eyes so he knew I had had enough and said ‘slow down with the nutsack attack cobber and leave your cockadoodle donger alone for 10 minutes old mate!
Trigger warning – abuse mentioned*
‘Remember me when I’m gone’
This is the message she got when she went out with her best friend with a photo of him holding a knife to his wrist.
Threatening suicide became his favourite control tactic and it worked.
He searched over 11 local clubs and bars that night to find her, searching for her knowing she was with her best friend but he didn’t care instead he blew up her phone with calls and messages threatening suicide and threatening to fuck up anyone she was with.
She was completely faithful to him even through the constant abuse but that didn’t stop him from accusing her of cheating every day when she walked in the door.
Cheating on him with her boss, her customers, her friends husband, people who looked at her or who she was polite to, cheating on him with her own fucking cousin!
He expected to be able to check her phone every day the minute she walked in her front door.